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Tintumon jokes in Malayalam – ടിന്റുമോൻ ഫലിതങ്ങൾ
Hotelil supplier ayi joli cheyyunna Tintu monodu
customer- Chetta kurachu masala
Tintu Mon: Bluetooth On cheyyu
Tintu mon penninodu: Ennodu sneham undekil nee nale white dress ittu varanm
Pittenu pennu black dress ittanu vannu,
Tintumon friendinodu: Avlaku ennodu Ullil sneham undeda
aval kunjinjappol njan kandu !!
Tintumon bus stopil nikkunna pennkuttiyodu.
“parkilekkulla vazhi ariyo?”
Girl -illa….
Tintumon- den ok ..Ividunnu nere poyi idathottu thirinju 5 minut nadannal mathi…..
kutikku thanichu pokan madiyanengil njanum koode varam !!
Achan:Ithenthaa nee 5 kilo ulliyum vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njan naale Star Singeril paadan pokuvalle?
Achan:Athinenthinaa ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittille judges parayunnathu
SANGATHI “ulleennu” varanam eenu parayunnathu !!
Teacher :”I am married” Convert it into future tense?
Tintumon : Teacher became pregnant!!
Tin2umon- annu peytha mazhayil nee ente kudakeezhil vannappol njanariyadhe ent manasil paranju poyi
Dundumol- Enthada chakkare nee paranje?
Tin2umon- “alavaladhi ,oru kudapolum swanthamayittilla.!”
Tintu mon donated blood to a pregnant woman
After delivery tintu mon went to husband and said
Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane ente choryaa !!
Father watching Fasion TV Suddenly tintu mon come there.
Father: paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara
Tintumon: Ithilum paavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha.!!
Njaan padichu kondirikkupol Message, Miss Call etc. cheyyaruthu !
Ente Urakkam Povum!!
By,
Tintumon
English miss to students: give some examples using ‘day’
Appu: Annual Day
jomon: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
Tintumon short jokes in Malayalam
Ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi – entha ?
Tintumon : Ennittum ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam !!!
Pidiyilaya tintumonodu police: Ninaku nale narco test ondu
Tintumon: Ayyo saare, athipo ithra petennu paranja enganeya njanonnum padichitilla !!
Answer Paper
Tintumon, LKG B
1. Changathi nannaayaal ?
Ans. changathikku kollam
2. Mookkilla rajyathu?
Ans. Jaladhosham undavilla
Achan asking to Tintumon: wy r u crying ? Am also ur frnd da … tell me why?
Tintumon: Aliyaa, innum kurachu Horlicks chodichappo ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa!
Teacher: “ankana thaimavil ninnum adhythe pazham veenappol ammayude kannil ninum kannuneer varnnu”.. Why?
Tintumon: “Thallede thalayilayirikkum manga veenathu !”
Teacher: Define “Romanjam” ?
Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all da poodas of da body will stand n dance along with our body!!
TINTUMON in medical shop
TINTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?
Staff: Ella marunum kittum.
TINTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa !!
Tintumon plane il vachu pilotinte headphone valichoori.
Pilot : Thaan enthado kanikkune?
Tintumon : Paattokke pinne kelkam mone… adyam thaan vandi vidu…
Definition of chammal by Tintumon:
“Chammal is a vingal of mind and mangal of face.”
Teacher : “Ur exam Reg. No is 07MK4875”
Tintumon : “I’ll pay Rs. 2000 extra plz give me a FANCY NUMBER.”
Tintumon to Wife: Please close the door, switch off the light, come to bed
After that Tintumon: “SEE MY LIGHTNING WATCH”
Pichakkaran: saare 7 dhivasamayi
vallathum kazhichittu.
Tintumon: Thanikkenthade
vishappille?
Tintumon jokes stories in Malayalam
Teacher : Dinosaur classil vannal ningal pedikumo?
Tintu: Principal Vanittu njangalu Pedichilla Pinnaa..
Aatte,
Eee Dino-‘sir’ ethu subjectaa Padipikunnathu?
TTR: Ticket evide?
Tintu : Itha.
TTR: Ithu pazhaya ticket alle?
Tintu: Chodyam kettal thonnum Train ippol showroomil ninnum irakkiyathanennu.
Tintu: Acha, namukku Muthassiye
N I F E ‘il Cherthalo?
Achan:Athenthinada ?
Tintu:Muthassiku NADAKKAN Vayyallo ?
NIFE yil CHERNNAL ELLAM
NADAKUM !!
Dentist: vaa poliche….
Tintu : aaa…
Dentist : Ithiri koodi
Tintu : aaaaaaa…..
Dentst : kurachu koodi
Tintu : alla thaan ente vayil kayari irunnano pallu parikkunathu ?
Tintu: Ente Baryaye kanmanilla
Postman: Hey mister ithu post office anu.
Tintu: Sorry, Santhosham kondu Eniku Kannu kanan vayyandayi !!.
Teacher :-Naam nalla karyangal cheythal swargathil pokum.
Cheetha karyangal cheythal narakathilum.
Tintu :- Onnu Parkil pokan enthu cheyyanam teachere. !!
Teacher: Dudu,speak nte past, past participle parayu?
Dundu: speak, spoke, spoken.
Teacher: good “KEEP” nte Tintu parayu?
Tintu:keep, kope, kopen.
collagil Koode padicha penine vilichirakki veettil kondu vanna
Tintuvinodu achan.
who is dis girl?
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Tintu- It’s my campus selection!
Teacher: Enthanu F.I.R. nte full form ?
Dundu: First investigation Report
Tech.:Good. then FIRE nte full form enthu?
Tintu: First Investigation Report evide
Father: Ne evide poyirunnu ??
Tintumon: Ammayude peril pushpanjali kazhikkan ambalathil poyi.
Father: Nee ente peril onnum kazhichille ?
Tintumon: Kadayilninnum 3 Porotta kazhichu !!
Achan: Engotta keeriya kudayumayittu ravile thanne.?
Tintumon: Thrissur poorathinu pokuva.
Avide kudamatam undennu kettu.
Maari kittumo ennu nokkam.!!