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Telugu Jokes- Best Funny Jokes, Quotes in Telugu
wife:yemandi, nenu jacket marchukuntunte,
evaro pokiri yedhavalu chusarandii!
husb:aithe appudu nuvvem chesave?
wife:langa lepi cover chesanandi
The Specialty of Girls:
Kerala= long hair
Chennai= stylish
Punjab= colorful
Mumbai= hot
Andhra= emi lekapoina billdup matram istharu.
Oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna :- Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku :- Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna :- Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku :- ????
Nanna :- Cycle Mechanicni chestanu…
Oka ammai undedi;
Roju chusedi;
Chusthu navvedi;
Navvuthu pata paadedi;
Paaduthu siggu padedi;
Nenu anukunna prema ani;
Tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani…!
Telugu Funny Quotes, Jokes in Telugu for Students, Teachers
Teacher – Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student – Zeebra..
Teacher – yela?
Student – enka adi Black & White lone vundi.
manchi kante, gimmick chese vyakthulu vijayam saadhinchadaaniki kaaranam..,
vaallu thama sakthi,saamarthyaalanu poorthigaa viniyoginchukovadame
Physics lover movie titles:
1.koncham fission konchem fusion
2.jai photon
3.intlo reflection vantintlo refraction
4.kotha nano lokam.
Cell phone lo gantala tharabadi maatlaade habit vunte,
Kramangaa thagginchandi…..,
b’coz mee goal yentha mukyamo,
mee aarogyam koodaa anthe mukyam.
Wife and husband funny jokes in Telugu
Itharulu mimmalni thakkuva anchanaa vesthe,
meeku jarige nastam ZERO.,
but mimmalni meeru thakkuva anchanaa vesthe jarige nastam apaaram.
Headache vacchinappude manaku Zandu Balm gurthukosthundhi.
Mee avasaram vunnappude prajalaku meeru gurthukosthaaru.
SWAARTHAM is COMMON YAAR !
6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and
shot it over three.
5 birds flew away.
But one bird was sitting there.
Why?
Balupu
Samudram pedda peddha alaloo reputhundhi,
Aa alalooo manalanu bhayapeduthaayii,
Kaani Prema nemmadhiga udi sunaami reputhundhi,
Aa sunaami manasulni kalipee varakoo Nidhurapoohu.!!
Itharula lifelo mee athi jokyam mee samasyalanu rettimpu chesthundhi..,
Mee lifepy meekunna shraddha mee samasyalanu sagaaniki thaggisthundhi. !
Chala mandhi nincho pettichestaru
Chala mandhi padukobetti chestaru
Em chesina old bajaj scooter start cheyadam kashtame.
MONDAY mega offer !!! in BIG BAZAR AT HYDERABAD
4 LUX RS/- 20 ONLY;
3 MEDIMIX RS/- 10;
2 SANTOOR ONLY RS/- 5;
NEKU KAADU, SNANAM CHESEVALIKI.
RAVEN : BHAVATI BIKSHAM DEHI
SITA : TISKONDI SWAMI..
RAVEN : GEETHA DATI RAMMA SHE CAME
RAVAN : NENU SWAMINI KANU RAVANUDNI
SITA : APRIL FOOL NENU SITA KADU PANI MANISHINI.
Two lovers plan suicide.
Boy jumps 1st.
Girl closed her eyes And returned back.
Boy in air opens parachute &Shouts
Nee ayya theluse ni gurinchi.
Boy: ninna mi entiki vellanu kadha eka eejanmalo mana pelli jaragadu.
Girl: yem maa dad kaadannara
Boy: kaadu ni chelli neekante superga undhi.
Best Telugu funny Jokes for Whatsapp
Abbai:
Enti babai bus lo gare rod peekesavanta
Babai:
nenu bus ekkinapatinundi aa driver atu itu lagina adi ravatle,
kasta help chesa anthe.
Neeku telugu baga telusa aithe oka test
Neri
Nuri
Kori
Thiri
Niri
indulo nunchi “ri” thisesi chaduvu! Be silent.
Wedding is Only Day, Where a Boy Stand on Stage & Watch Other Beautiful Girls & Think-
‘Engagement Mundhu Ekkada Chachare?
By mistake “Pappu” goes in to Ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up.
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Pappu: Gouravam manasulo unte chalu..
kurchondi kurchondi!
wife:yemandi,nenu jacket marchukuntunte,evaro pokiri yedhavalu chusarandii!
husb:aithe appudu nuvvem chesave?
wife:langa lepi cover chesanandi.
Boy1-
Entra nina nee pellilo me atta-mama kante nuve ekuva edchavanta y?
Boy2-
20yrs barinchina valle anta ediste inka 80yrs ela ani edcha.
Trisha: Amma LUX tho snanam cheyyena? Leka HAMAM tho cheyyana?
AMMA: Bakka munda 1st CHEDDY tho snanam cheyyi.
Malli evvadaina chetta gadu VIDEO tesina testhadu !
Telugu Whatsapp Jokes
Teacher: Ninna neevu enduku school ki raledu?
Student: ninna ma kodi guddu pettindi.
Teacher: andulo vinta emundi?
Student: vinta leda.. edi nuvvu pettu chudham.!
Teacher: vasu nevu schoolki yanduku vosthunavu?
Vasu: “vidhya” kosam sir
Teacher: mari nedhra pothunavuyanti?
Vasu: E roju ‘vidhya’ raladu sir
Wife: Vinandi.. Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam
Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam
Wife: eduku?
Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki
son: nenu school ki vallanu.
mom: endukura
son: pani chestanu.
mom: UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG “girls” ki tution chebutha !!
Dad: yeraa exam pass ayyava ?
Son: ledu fail ayyanu.
Dad: pakkintlo “ammani” chudu ra 1st class lo
pass ayyindi
Son: ala chusi chuse. nenu fail ayyanu