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Teacher and Student Jokes in Hindi
Maths Teacher: Jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha,
mere maths me 95% marks ate the,
Student: Sir, apko koi acha teacher padte honge. ๐
Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya;
Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge?
Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.
BETA: papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na!
BAAP:Beta teacher MAA ke barabar hoti hai.
BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi setting me rehte ho.
Teacher- Batao Kutha Puch Q Hilata Hai?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kuthe Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas!!
Teacher: โMe tumhari jaan nikal dungiโ
Iski English batao kia hogi?
Student: English ki aisi ki taisi, tu hath to laga k dikhaโฆ!
Teacher: Tumhare ghar me sub se chota kaun hai?
Student:PAPA.
Teacher:Wo kaise?
Student:Wo abhi bi mummy k saath sotey hai;
Teacher:Agar Me Teri Maa Ban
jau To Tujhe 2 Din Me Sudhar Dun.
GOLU:Madam mai Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bap Ko Batata Hun
ki
Budhe Teri Lottery Legne wali heiโฆ !!!
funny Teacher Student jokes for Whatsapp
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar !
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kyakahte hai?
Student: BOYFRIEND !!
Teacher to santa: Tumne Homework kyu nahi kiyaโฆ?
A deadly answer is given by
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Santa: Sir hum to hostel me rahte haiโฆ
Apne Teachers Ki Bahut
Izzat Kijiye.
KyunKi,
.
.
KyunKi,
.
Is Duniya Me Murgi Ke
aLawa Ek Wo Hi Hai Jo,
AapKo Anda De SaKte Hai. !
Jo student pas ho gaye unko Congratulations!
& Jo student Fail ho gaye unko double Congratulations!
kyu ki un ki class me nayi ladkiyan hongi.
Teacher: bachcho batao, umeed ki had kya hoti hai?
Student: jab koi 99 saal ki budhiya mobile ki dukan par jakar kahe BHAIYA LIFETIME SIM DENA.
Student-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind;
Pakistan ko Pak;
Australia ko Aus;
kahte H to
Brazil Or London ko kya kahege?
Techer-Tu apna kam kar haramkhor..
Wo kon h jo lakhon croro ki bate karte hai,
par unke pass 1 phuti kaudi bhi nahi hai?
Account Ke Students.